I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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