the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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