Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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