she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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