If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
God, I missed his penis.
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