I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
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