I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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