I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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