For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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