So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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