So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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