Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
you win again, gameday.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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