Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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