I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Randomize