I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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