I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
