Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
We just shotgunned beers for America
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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