When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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