Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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