just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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