how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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