Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
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