all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Randomize
