i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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