He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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