I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
