So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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