let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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