its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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