I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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