Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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