What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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