You work out of a Hotel?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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