You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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