3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Randomize
