butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
this boner is exhausting
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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