is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
