If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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