no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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