She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You need a sexual gate keeper
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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