Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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