She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Come see our sink grown plant.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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