so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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