Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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