She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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