I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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