Dual....:-)
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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