Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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