How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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