I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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