it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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